"jinkies i lost my glasses!"

velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)

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carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

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pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

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falloutboy:

mcr-faked-their-death:

no, its nothing wrong with me

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falloutboy:

mcr-faked-their-death:

no, its nothing wrong with me

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fuckityphan:

phantasticfics:

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Favourite Dan and Phil funny Twitter life updates 2k14 to be updated

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this week on dan and phil are married

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